Wake Up Lieutenant, It’s Me, Connor

twenty-eightstabwounds:

I AM ALIVE
I AM ALIVE
I AM ALIVE
I AM ALIVE
I AM ALIVE
I AM ALIVE
I AM ALIVE AND I AM FREE

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defenestratin:

keep me alive, make me cold
carve me up, and I will shine

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xdetroit become human xhankcon xhannor

moonlandingwasfaked:

online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left
A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die

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dailytessa:

tessamaethompson hello it’s me

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necromancysupportgroup:

Sorry I can’t come over my tarot cards said no

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baggytrousers27:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
ayellowbirds:
techmomma:
When draft horsies do that loping run reblog if you agree
simultaneously adorable and terrifying. All that mass and power….
Me, giving a guided tour of the farm: And if you’ll direct your attention to this field you will see that this horse is evolving into a Fighting Type
*Blomp* *Blomp* *Blomp* *Blomp*

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just-shower-thoughts:

Deciding not to pee before a long car ride is like beginning a boss battle when you know you haven’t saved the game in hours.

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justshowbizbabey:

i hope john mulaney knows that he’s a meme now and that hundreds of thousands of kids have memorized his stand up routines word for word

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despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

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my-insanity-is-an-artform:

porcelained:
sharksylph:
make a dragon wanna retire man
I’m so mad
I’M NOT. THAT IS BRILLIANT

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africanaquarian:

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

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smilingdeviantdisaster: